Thursday, October 18, 2007

I think I want to be a Bear...

In my next life...I'm gonna be a bear.
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.You do nothing but sleep for six months. (I could deal with that.)
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. (I could deal with that, too.)
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. (I could definitely deal with that.)
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. (I could deal with that.)
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.(Yup...Gonna be a bear!!!!)

2 comments:

Mom said...

Sounds like someone is ready to not be pregnant!

Tara Lynn said...

I just thought the women MIGHT appreciate it ;)