Some of you may already know that vinegar is very awesome for all household uses! I like to use it to remove hard water spots from many things. It even took them off my car windows. Last night I was using it to remove some things from my kitchen appliances. I then placed the bottle on my counter.
Later that night I saw Dreamy approach said Vinegar bottle and open it to take a swig. I almost cautioned him, but thought "Dreamy has eaten and drank many strange things in pursuit of his uncommonly nice health, who am I to interfere with his hotness?"
Said swallowing of vinegar was then followed by much coughing and "What the Aitch"es. What did Dreamy believe that said Vinegar was?