Monday, March 10, 2008

What pregnant women do when they can't get back to sleep.

I give you the 9 text messages I found waiting when my alarm clock went off this morning. (I'm not complaining, mind you. I, myself, have spent many, many a night watching Ron Popiel impale raw poultry whilst wondering exactly how much Nyquil a baby can safely take . . . that's me wondering, not Ron . . . so text away, sister. I feel your pain.)

1:46 am - I had a dream just now that you asked me to help with a program for your stake's activity day recognition program.
1:46 am - Not that there is such a thing.
1:47 am - So I got all the text and photos and went to work with you and mom looking over my shoulder.
1:48 am - I hope you are asleep with your phone on vibrate, btw.
1:49 am - So all the photos were of the girls with their underwear on their heads and I couldn't stop talking about how tacky it all was.
1:50 am - And mom stops me to say, "we thought you would think it was EDGY"
1:51 am - Suddenly T.B. (as in "nemesis") pops in and says, "YEAH GET OVER YOURSELF SISTER POOL"
1:52 am - And then I woke up to pee.
1:52 am - Goodnight

17 comments:

marlaquin said...

I'm so...jealous....

jerilyn said...

Of my dream?

marlaquin said...

That you dream about Trina and then text her....sniff sniff......

jerilyn said...

I dream about the sister who is least likely to answer her phone at 2 am and bite my head off for waking her up.

That means either you and Tiffany are grumpy in the middle of the night or Trina's too afraid of me to bite my head off.

marlaquin said...

In my house I would be happy and Kevin might not appreciate it so much.

jerilyn said...

I am more afraid of Kevin than I am of Jason, even given their respective geography.

marlaquin said...

I myself am afraid to wake Kevin up in the night, even should I want a specific thing that he also might enjoy.

Better just to wait.

jerilyn said...

With Jason, I'd just have to tickle him until he barfed.

jerilyn said...

Oops, that was bad timing for my latest Jason comment.

marlaquin said...

I was only talking about a cool glass of strawberry milk.

marlaquin said...

Also, the name T.B. should have automatically changed the word dream to NIGHTMARE.

Jason & Trina said...

My children want to know why I'm at my computer weeping with laughter.

marlaquin said...

Trina, this was so funny. Thanks for posting.

marlaquin said...

thanks for posting, and thanks for NOT texting...

Bennion Family said...

How did Ted get into the dream...I've asked him to be on his best behavior with the Hassell sisters.

Bennion Family said...

How did Ted get into the dream...I've asked him to be on his best behavior with the Hassell sisters.

I'm Marla! said...

TRINA!!!!!!!!