Jesse was taking me on a little tour of his family space ship today.
Jesse: The guy with the yellow hat is the dad. He shoots out gold. Me: Can he shoot me some gold? J: Mom. They're legos. M: Oh, sorry. J: The mom shoots . . . uh . . BLIND. M: Like she shoots you, and then you're blind? J: Yep. And the kids (grey hats) shoot out . . . (LONG ponderous pause) . . . DUCT TAPE! Light and dark DUCT TAPE! M: Sweet! J: The one without a hat is a teenager. Teenagers shoot nothing.